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Check out the
Whomping Willow and
Knight Bus games from WB.
Harry
Potter Quidditch World Cup. Finally EA Games is out to
redeem itself from the disappointing Quidditch of the first Potter
games. Good luck to them!
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ATTENTION RPGers! (And let's face it
that's most of you). Ars Magica Fourth Ed. is available FREE
ONLINE.
For those of you who love arcade-style games (or
remember Asteroids). Check out the Multiple
Arcade Machine Emulator site. This is incredible stuff -- with
engineers across the globe writing emulators to run code from arcade
consoles on your computer.
Check out The
Underdogs, a site I read about in HotWired. It's devoted to
videogames / computer games that are no longer commercially
available. You will definitely find something that you enjoy.
Titles are really important. Take the videogame versions Harry
Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. They tell you the story is about
Harry Potter. They are not called Harry Potter's Fantastic Quidditch
Match or Quidditch for the Harry Potter Fan. There is a very
good reason for this. The Quidditch in both the PC version and the
Playstation version is similar in scope to the Quidditch at the WB site --
underwhelming. While some of the screen shots might give you the
impression you're going to be playing Quidditch in a fully-realized 3D
environment, please allow me to disillusion you (in the formal sense of the
word). The Quidditch here has you chasing the Snitch along a trail while
avoiding obstacles (sound like the WB version?). That's it.
The voice-over commentary gets repetitive really quickly and was obviously
written by a Pottermaniac (it consists of cheers for Harry and an apologia of
partisanship). Keeping in mind the name of the site to which you have
paid a visit, and the obvious preoccupations of your humble webmaster, the
fact that that is all there is to the Quidditch treatment in these games would
sound like a good reason for cutting short this review and sending you along
to something else -- like 43 Man Squamish (you know there's something about
"qu" in fictitious games -- might be some English grad student's PhD
thesis in that). Both games are really about learning spells and
following through the actions of the book. If you've read the books
there will be no surprises -- but the essence of videogaming is in the
surprises. In the end I was left with the eye candy of the animated sequences
which are pretty good throughout. But like the movie I was left with an empty
feeling of technical deja voodoo: I could have been reading
instead.
You want something as unspellable as Quidditch and lots
funnier? The answer: 43-Man
Squamish. Writer Tom Koch and Artist George Woodbridge created a
satire of the scale and beauty of a Faberge Egg in Mad # 95 from the
mythical year of 1965. The ball is called the Pritz, the pitch is
five-sided and called a Flutney, nuclear physics is easier to understand than
the scoring. Look for it in an anthology somewhere. I quote:
- A Squamish team consists of 43 players: the left &
right Inside Grouches, the left & right Outside Grouches, four Deep
Brooders, four Shallow Brooders, five Wicket Men, three Offensive Niblings,
four Quarter-Frummerts, two Half-Frummerts, one Full-Frummert, two
Overblats, two Underblats, nine Back-Up Finks, two Leapers, and a Dummy.
The Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone videogame was
released November 16 from Electronic Arts. According to Amazon, on the
Windows version (Click for
Screenshots) you can:
 | Play the role of
Harry Potter |
 | Sneak, climb, and jump
as you explore 3-D environments
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 | Play fast-paced,
arcade-style Quidditch
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 | Interact with more than
20 characters
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 | Battle evil creatures
using all of Harry's abilities
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The Microsoft Windows version EA's
site
The
Game Boy Advance version. EA's
Site
The
Playstation Game EA's site
The
Game Boy Color cartridge. EA's
site
Chamber of Secrets is of a kind.

Features:
 | Journey from Privet Drive to Hogwarts, and sneak,
climb, and jump as you explore Hogwarts and its grounds
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 | Overcome evil creatures using all of Harry’s
abilities, and win house points for Gryffindor
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 | Learn to fly on a broomstick and play the fast-paced
game of Quidditch
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 | Interact with over twenty unforgettable characters
from J.K. Rowling’s magical world, including Hermione Granger, Ron
Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, the Dursleys, and Albus Dumbledore
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 | Uncover special items including the Invisibility
Cloak, wizard sweets, potion ingredients, Chocolate Frog Famous Wizard
Cards, and broomsticks
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 | Includes creatures and locations not seen in the books
or movies
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